Mad Hedge Biotech and Healthcare Letter December 9, 2025 Fiat Lux Featured Trade: (A PITY PARTY NEVER PAID SO WELL) (PFE)
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Pfizer (PFE) today is what the oil majors were at peak ESG outrage: unfashionable, misunderstood, and throwing off more cash than the market wants to admit. The stock is still wearing its COVID windfall like a scarlet letter. Investors can’t forgive management for mistiming the boom and fumbling the money, so they’re pricing Pfizer as […]
Global Market Comments December 9, 2025 Fiat Lux Featured Trade: (I HAVE A NEW OPENING FOR THE MAD HEDGE FUND TRADER CONCIERGE SERVICE), (TESTIMONIAL)
“Two incomes are better than one. So make sure your partner has two jobs,” said a retiring Concierge member.
Mad Hedge Technology Letter December 8, 2025 Fiat Lux Featured Trade: (WHAT TO DO ABOUT CARVANA) (CVNA)
Carvana (CVNA), the online used-car retailer famous for its vending-machine-style delivery pods and seamless e-commerce platform, has engineered quite a run for the ages. They came back when everyone wrote them off. Don’t believe what people have to say about them! From trading below $4 a share in late 2022—amid whispers of bankruptcy—to a staggering […]
(FED COMMENTARY COULD SHAPE THE MARKET IN DECEMBER) December 8, 2025 Hello everyone WEEK AHEAD CALENDAR Monday, Dec. 8 Earnings: Toll Brothers Tuesday, Dec. 9 10:00 a.m. October Job Openings and Labour Turnover (JOLTs) Earnings: AutoZone, Campbell’s, AeroVironment, Cracker Barrel Wednesday, Dec. 10 2:00 p.m. FOMC Meeting wraps up […]
Global Market Comments December 8, 2025 Fiat Lux Featured Trade: (WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 10, 2025 SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH STRATEGY LUNCHEON) (A NOTE ON ASSIGNED OPTIONS, or OPTIONS CALLED AWAY UPDATED), (MS), (GLD)
Come join me for the Mad Hedge Fund Trader’s Global Strategy Luncheon, which I will be conducting high in the western desert in Salt Lake City, Utah, at the foot of the Wasatch Mountains. The event begins at 12:00 noon on Wednesday, December 10, 2025. A three-course meal will be provided and there will […]
Occasionally, I get a call from Concierge members asking what to do when their short options positions are assigned or called away. The answer was very simple: fall down on your knees and thank your lucky stars. You have just made the maximum possible profit for your position instantly. We have the good fortune to […]

